those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How's work?
Spinning.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize