I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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