that's an acceptable place to lick
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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