Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
