i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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