Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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