Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
No subtext here. People are naked.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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