After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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