Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Is it penis luge time yet?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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