it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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