I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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