is your mom at the bar?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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