chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I would ride that face into the sunset
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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