so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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