Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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