I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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