Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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