I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Randomize
