The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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