It's like God shit irony all over that family
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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