Christians are straight up FREAKS
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I need to calm my uterus...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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