i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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