i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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