i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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