I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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