k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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