He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Who died my cat blue again?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
