I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
3pm strippers are depressing
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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