your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Found the puke drawer
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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