yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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