Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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