I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
