last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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