He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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