Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Randomize
