How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I have post one night stand depression
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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