Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
