Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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