i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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