I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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