just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Green mimosas i think yes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
