my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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