OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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