I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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