I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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