He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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