why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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