Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
