am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
babies were throwing up all over the place
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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