My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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