Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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