3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
