windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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