I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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