In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think I just sharted jello shots
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