I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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