I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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