I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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