out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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