gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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