Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
dude. I can hear the air.
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