Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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