So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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