Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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