Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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