He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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